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Is there life after death? Touch this motorcycle and find out!
WARNING: If you value your life as much as I value this motorcycle - Don't mess with it.
HELL ON WHEELS
LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY WOMEN!
I LIVE LIFE MY WAY
I'm not afraid to go fast!! It's the crashing & burning that sucks.
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET
9 out of 10 women are battered & I'm still eatin mine plain
If at first you don't succeed, BUY HER ANOTHER BEER!
I'M THE PERSON MY PARENTS WARNED ME ABOUT!
Only a bastard like me could love a bitch like her!
Only a bitch like me could love a bastard like him
YOU WERE GOOD BUT YOUR MOTHER WAS BETTER!
I'M MORE OBSESSED WITH BREASTS AND THIGHS THAN COLONEL SANDERS EVER WAS!
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE!
DON'T LET MY BIG DICK SCARE YOU, I'M REALLY A NICE GUY!
LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN, A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE
BARTENDER IF THE OL' LADY CALLS "I'M NOT HERE!!"
FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now!
IF YOU WANT MORE INCHES STROKE IT!
Chrome may not get you home, but it will get you laid!
You never forget your first pig.
In case of emergency give me head!
Show your tits!
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll still be ugly.